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Post by THEANA THE UNBROKEN . on Jan 11, 2013 12:07:50 GMT -8
SKYRIM PICK UP LINES . so, i saw a picture with these skyrim pick up lines on it and i couldn't help but laugh and think of how i need to share these with you. then i thought, why not make it a game, sort of? if you guys think of any skyrim pick up lines, post them below! these are the ones i saw. - you must've drank a potion of stamina, because you've been running through my mind all day
- if my pickpocket skill were better, i'd steal your heart
- i bet loving you comes with a lot of perks
- hey there sweetroll, i just cast oakflesh, if you know what i mean
- are you better one-handed or two-handed?
and my favourite... - FUS RO DAAAAAAMN GURL, YOU FINE
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Post by eleri tredegar . on Jan 11, 2013 15:28:11 GMT -8
- Did I take an arrow to the knee, or was that me falling for you?
- Let me be the Jarl of your Hold
- Is that a glass dagger in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your armor.
- Every time I cast Clairvoyance, the path leads to you.
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Post by Coulson pike . on Jan 12, 2013 14:15:16 GMT -8
A poem by Ryan and Kent. Eat your heart out, Wordsworth.
*ahem*
No beauty can compare with that of an Orc.
Thine teeth, like mountains sprouting from a windswept valley!
Thy skin, as green as the stems of the most radiant flowers!
Thine dark eyes, shining as a rock at the bed of a muddy river!
Thine ears, like teeth that are like mountains sprouting from a windswept valley!
...Yes, it's free verse. Dat's gonna pick up any orc, alright.
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Post by Alarice Frozen-Heart . on Jan 12, 2013 14:30:38 GMT -8
Ever tried the mercenary position? It might suit you.
You must know Fus Roh Dah! Cause your blowing me away!
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